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what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.

they yelled at me.

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ooh-bite-me:

when your mom walks up behind you while you’re blogging

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jonnovstheinternet:

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officialfrenchtoast:

ninjadp:

zielloos:

trepanties:

laterinthecaveoflesbians:

greatwhiteprivilege:

people who’ve never experienced financial woes: ummmm why dont you just work 100 hours a week, sell everything you own, including your organs lol?

"McDonald’s is always hiring! :)"

"Ask for more hours!"

"Get a better job. You’re just being lazy! "

"Just go out and apply! There’s plenty of jobs out there!"

and the ultimate one:

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loveyourquotes:

http://www.loveyourquotes.tumblr.com/

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legalwifi:

nicki minaj - anaconda ft spongebob crew

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my aesthetic

woodmeat:

im standing in full adidas attire drinking my way through a case of fiji water. you ask me my name and i smile. i begin to answer and only a stream of chopped mango cubes flood from my mouth.

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