what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.
they yelled at me.
when your mom walks up behind you while you’re blogging
people who’ve never experienced financial woes: ummmm why dont you just work 100 hours a week, sell everything you own, including your organs lol?
"McDonald’s is always hiring! :)"
"Ask for more hours!"
"Get a better job. You’re just being lazy! "
"Just go out and apply! There’s plenty of jobs out there!"
and the ultimate one:
im standing in full adidas attire drinking my way through a case of fiji water. you ask me my name and i smile. i begin to answer and only a stream of chopped mango cubes flood from my mouth.